pulling a jackson

Beating it in a school stall

person 1: yo i think i stepped in nut!
person 2: yeah my bad I just got done pulling a jackson.

by Daweird342 March 26, 2024

jackson

Someone who will play among us with you, beat you in 8-ball even though he said he was horrible at it, and talk lots of shit to you. However, he’s pretty chill. #fkyoutho

Jackson is smarter than a bridge kid.

by ilikehisdick872 November 9, 2021

Jackson

Certified pussy
Certified rat
Small dick
Gets uncomfortable (alot)

Jackson is a bitch

by jacksonarat September 4, 2022

Assgas Jackson

A poet who probably existed during the famed Elizabethan Era, but whose work did not survive plagues, famines, and fires. Legend has it on good authority that he was a thing, and he wrote famous poems like Ode to Ye Farting Muse, The Ballad of the Blazing Bunghole, Sonnet of the Squeaking Sphincter, and others that have been lost to history. He is also rumored to have dabbled into musical theatre, with Assgas! The Musical.

He has a way with words, a beautiful grasp of the English language like Assgas Jackson.

by stroodlemc August 8, 2025

Jackson

A total weirdo who goes to the bathroom 24/7 and somehow gets sick every week

jackson is very weird

by Desk:) August 22, 2022

Jackson

The sweetest boy on earth. Jackson is kind, understanding, mature, absolutely gorgeous, and super smart. Everybody loves him and if they don’t, it’s only because of their own insecurities and incompetence that makes them project onto a perfect person like Jackson. He is caring, loving and nurturing. If anybody hurts him they should die because he deserves the world.

Lady: I’m looking for a boyfriend rn I’m so lonely

Lady’s friend: Omg! I’ve got the perfect guy his name is jackson, you’ll love him!

by 234slayed February 25, 2022

jackson buser

the ugliest human being ever

omg did you see jackson buser
yeah you mean ugly

by emanajhd December 12, 2019