Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
by Dr.Write March 25, 2020

by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.
Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"
Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"
Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"
by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe), is a part of the revolutionary song Britney Spears sang.
Person 1 :"My loneliness-is killing me. And I, I must confess, I sill believe!!!!!!!!!!!! (still believe). When I'm with you I loose my mind, give me a siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing. HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
Person 2 : Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Are you singing that legendary Britney Spears song?
Person 1 : YEP!!!!!!!!
Person 2 : Yooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Are you singing that legendary Britney Spears song?
Person 1 : YEP!!!!!!!!
by Ashyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy February 7, 2021

I got so drunk off bacardi and smirnoff last night...I love being a skit-ska-do-do-ra-ra-kill-du-gee-ga!
by Papa UlF November 5, 2006

fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking
urban dictionary: "Get the fucking mug you idiot. We are going to come to your house and kill you if you do not get the fucking mug."
someone: "okay okay stop"
someone: "okay okay stop"
by BenSav February 14, 2022

1. I hate you, you hate me. I killed you and you're dead now. with a great big splash and bodies on the floor, no more you cause you're dead.
A death note to all who live on this earth.
A death note to all who live on this earth.
by Music_Panda November 24, 2022
