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whipper-snapper 

taking a snapper after a whip-it.
bro i took a fat whipper-snapper last night and passed the hell out. i think i lost a few IQ points lol.
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a word that describes an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
you're such a whipple... i wish i knew your existence was this pathetic when i started hanging out with u.
whipple by Jason Whipple February 18, 2005

Mr Whippy 99er 

A sexual act where a man ejaculates into a woman in a circular fashion to resemble a Mr Whippy. Then finishes it with a shit (i.e. the flake).
as in "oooo derek.... im so horny like. put your icecream man costume on and give me a Mr Whippy 99er" ,,, "but sandra, youre on your blob love" ... "ooo you fucking prude.. all right give me a 99er with strawberry sauce"

Master of whipness 

a particular type of fella who lives under the wing of his girlfriend and performs various acts such as ditching the boys for the bitches, carrying the books for the bitches, being on call at any time of day for the bitches (usually dwelling around the art department with his girl) and constantly bitches about everything and denies that he's whipped
essentially, master of whipness defines the name of being whipped and makes it his own.
Guy 1: man, where is he?...Where gonna be late
Guy 2: oh yeah i forgot to tell you, hes hangin out with the bitches
Guy 1: wow he is the Master of whipness

whiplash 

The preferred sound a quadriplegic makes when they dive into a swimming pool.
Lifeguard: Hmmm, that sounded like a whiplash. Better get me first aid kit ready.
whiplash by Cobs July 20, 2003
being a little poon who does what 'is bitch tells 'im to do,ALL THE TIME.
Bryce Bowers is so fuggin whipt.
whipt by ? September 25, 2004