ass water

the water left behind in your ass crack after you get out the shower, and dry off. . you know the"sticky-panty" feeling?

I just got out of the shower, & this ass water is killing me.

by baseddgodess August 7, 2012

Picard water

Earl Grey tea, served hot.

Refers to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard's beverage of choice in Star Trek: The Next Generation

'There's nothing like settling in on a cold evening to enjoy a hot cup of Picard water.'

by Plasmatron-7 January 8, 2012

plastic water

the disgusting taste of cheap bottled water left in a hot car for 2 months.

eeeww! plastic water!!

by straightblade October 16, 2005

water balloon

When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".

I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!

by mmmossy November 3, 2007

enhanced water

Something stupid Leo came up with.

"Enhanced water doesn't really exist."

by Jago June 13, 2004

water bondage

(VerB!!!!) - The act of tieing someone to a rail, spraying them with a fire hose and making them either nut all over the place, or fill their vagina so full of water that it comes out through their nipples and ears. Since the water is so forceful, the male actually cums on himself.

"I sprayed jesus with a hose for water bondage pleasure and he cummed in his own face. Take that religious anal-sex man1!!!1one"

by T.J. March 14, 2005

Water Wing

(Noun) A sexual maneuver in which the male slides his cock between a female's tits; usually performed in a pool during a night of skinny dipping.

(Verb) The use of tits as a flotation device for the male genitalia. Or, as it is more commonly referred to, the act of receiving a tit job while in a pool. Usually follows a night of drunken skinny dipping.

While attempting to water wing the hoe, the man loudly exclaimed, "Stop spreading my ass!".

The lifeguard informed the nude swimmers that water winging should never be attempted in water at a depth greater than the height of the female partner.

by Fortunate Deviant July 29, 2009