portsmouth unit

200 lbs. Originating in Portsmouth, Virginia due to a large population of overweight people.

That women is about a 1.5 Portsmouth unit (300lbs).

That man is easily 2 Portsmouth units.

by Lambone26 June 18, 2017

United Nations

United Nations is when you have an orgy with a person from every ethnicity/race (one of every skin color).

kyle hosted United Nations on the weekend! the "meeting" went on for hours.

by BruceMate June 15, 2021

United States of America

The home to racism!

but i prefer living in the UK

United States of America is so fire!

by funny cube guy June 9, 2024

Absolute Unit

A very large, obese cat.

In order for a fat cat to be considered an absolute unit, it must NOT be of a breed that is naturally very large in size (ex. a Maine Coon).

An orange cat that weighs 25 lbs = Absolute Unit

A Maine Coon that weighs 25 lbs = NOT an Absolute Unit

My cat Steve is an absolute unit.

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 5, 2022

Unit

German slang : ding

That unit there needs working on.
Das ding da braucht Arbeit

by Hotfirepants101 February 26, 2019

Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

united states of amercia

the united states of america, you too Alaska, not you Canada and Mexico

also guns in usa

where are you from?
united states of amercia
oh so you like own a gun?
nah, i own two guns
ohhhh

by sussiboka May 28, 2022