turtle

my boyfriend for 9 months now...

Daniel, the most slinkster cool guy in Rutherford County

by Emma Jean July 17, 2004

tattle ball

A curdled gob of semen that clings to pubic hair, similar to 'dingleberry'. These rubbery little nuggets are so-called because when discovered by a lover, they 'tattle' on the possessor for having had sex with someone else within recent memory.

Dude, I was eating my girl's pussy and her muff was full of tattle balls. She's been fucking somebody else!

by Gil Mellish July 21, 2004

turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.

by Johnfmjr July 25, 2006

Turtle Runs

Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.

I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.

by Thomas Beer December 19, 2007

Turtle Flop

This word is used as an insult that in turn means retard or fag

"BOB"
"what?'
"you fucking turtle flop"

by Tyler Rice February 22, 2008

Turtleburger

A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.

Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
Fred: ".. That's disgusting."

by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009

Turtle Claw man

a shelled man with a claw named Zac Neil Smith that lives in yukon oklahoma who drives a 72 buick shell with a 400 big claw

Zac Smith is amoung the few turtle claw man living today

by A&G1234 July 10, 2009