by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 4, 2022

by Dizzlenuts April 21, 2018

guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!
guy 1: well damn it.
memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!
guy 1: well damn it.
memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!
by SauceQuest31 January 2, 2023

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".
Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap
by WHÉÈÊË March 2, 2021

when engaging in sex, a man removes his penis when hes about to ejaculate and inserts a vibrator then cums in his partners face
by Carl D. Sanchez September 14, 2014

Josh: whats with him being obsessed with bullet trains?
Clint: hes just a train otaku ever since he rode the bullet train in japan
Clint: hes just a train otaku ever since he rode the bullet train in japan
by Anonymous-A-1 July 4, 2025

How’s Angelo doing since him and his girlfriend broke up. -“ Seems like he’s on the salt train to me.”
by Billdy Bingbongs November 14, 2022
