back tits

back tits are what my 475 pound obese lazy wife has, full of sweat, and sticky dirt balls, and food crumbs

your back tits give me a hard on when i hide in the folds

by Anonymous August 19, 2003

Tits in a Handbag!

An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game

(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"

by Johnny Hats November 15, 2009

Macguyver Tits

i. A pair of crafty breasts, usually belonging to a female. The nipples are either perky enough to pick a lock, or the breasts are so alluring to the male's gaze that they could disarm a gunman.

ii. A women's chest which appears large, but is in fact a bra stuffed with socks, tissue paper, duct tape, etc.

i. "Hey Steve, check out that girl at the end of the bar. She's using her Macguyver Tits to get drinks again!"

ii. "I wish I was a D-cup like you, Erin." "Here, you can borrow one of my bras and some toilet paper - just Macguyver some Tits."

by Lil Wreni March 19, 2010

tit hider

Someone with huge tits who is always trying to cover them up.

Eileen has whoppers for titties but she is so self conscious of them she becomes a tit hider by always wearing big baggy sweaters.

by Robert Cooper January 6, 2007

chilly as tits

"nip"pyness; weather outside

Damn bitch, it's "chilly as tits" out here!

by KCOCK AND SAMLEW May 11, 2008

tit sandles

Tit sandles are when a woman has really saggy boobs

"Man her boobs are soo saggy she could have tit sandles

by Seth Sturgeon June 12, 2008

tit buddies

Phrase coined by mscoulter: Two gals who love hanging out and talking BS. Two ladies who love each other but are not lesbian. Singular: tit buddy

Sandy and Lynne are tit buddies who love to get together and hang out. Also, Sandy lives in NY but has a tit buddy in Colorado named Terry. Therefore, Terry is Sandy's Colorado tit buddy, and Sandy is Terry's New York tit buddy.

by mscoulter August 20, 2011