two inch nap

Railing a line of cocaine, instead of taking the more traditional route of taking a nap, in order to gain energy for an evening of partying.
I definitely need to take a two inch nap before we go out tonight, otherwise I will pass out.
by Tilt22 December 22, 2012
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Two mothers’ chimneys

Old English saying for when something is either too difficult or too easy to do
“Is it a complicated route to get to there?”
“Oh no, it’s like two mothers’ chimneys, you can just get the underground direct.”

Or

“Gosh, that tax return process was complicated!”
“I know, I did mine last month and it was like two mothers’ chimneys”.
by Befarnajo July 09, 2023
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Two giraffes fighting

When someone is so high that they don't stop moving around,they can't sit still.flailing their arms,constant head and neck movement. Usually accompanied by distorted facial expressions or exorcism like behavior.Similar to noodle grooving,wiggling,swimming,tweaking
"she was tweaking so hard it looked two giraffes fighting."
by jublisstar October 24, 2022
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Beast with two vax

Having casual sex as soon as you're fully vaccinated.
As soon as I get my second shot, I'm making the beast with two vax with everyone who's down.
by kitten chops March 21, 2021
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two fingers up

you're secretly in love with someone
LOOK SHE HAS TWO FINGERS UP IN THIS PHOTO
by hejtunatalkaaa October 08, 2022
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y'all two going

Asked in a casual manner, usually by strangers or friends. Means "Are you two hooking up/boyfriend and girlfriend/dating?" Usually used by those who reside in the Bahamian islands.
*Random Girl sees a boy and girl walking hand in hand*
Random Girl: Y'all two going?
Boy and girl: Yes, why?
by ArteyD October 19, 2014
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Two Venison Donuts

00 buckshot, as in 'two donuts (o's) of venison (buck)'. Used as a warning to people you don't want around, like exes. If they were expecting a meal and hospitality they'd better expect to be eating two venison donuts instead. Could also be used if someone "ate two venison donuts" to mean they took themselves out, although using it that way is pretty disrespectful.
The only thing a guest can expect to eat if they end up on Harold's property is a meal of two venison donuts.
by L. Lowr August 31, 2021
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