Salading

Sex act in which one participant makes someone eat a salad but you use cum (or shit) as a salad dressing & if they can't finish it you shove their head in the bowl and fuck them into it

Me & Carter totally saladed Sam's car last night, we were straight up salading him all night

by ReignOfSam September 21, 2025

Grape in a chicken salad

It’s a sex thing. Commonly performed at mask parties and sometimes used as a code word. It’ll get you in the door and get you off.

I enjoy a grape in a chicken salad.

by TheZissou December 23, 2024

Wedge salad

An ass eating only 69

wasn’t very hungry so we went for the wedge salad.

by Ballz18 March 7, 2020

dumpling salad

when you have diarrhea and throw up at the same time

“Bro I just had dumpling salad!”

by ImmortalYeet May 20, 2018

Knob salad

It's a salad, with knobs.

Please publish this it will make my friend so happy ^~^ knob salad!

by Emmysayaka February 22, 2019

Salade Nicoise

Similar to StayTuned, its usage immediately identifies the user as a Douche. Here, however, the douche label is due to the pronunciation, not just the usage.

Anyone NOT from France that uses a fake french accent to say it, in ANY context but ESPECIALLY at a restaurant, is a Douche.

*At a pretentious hotel restaurant, on a pretentious terrace, looking at overpriced, pretentious salads*

Lance: I'll take her advice and get the Salade Nicoise, please. Anyways, I love your dau.....

Cynthia: Sparkling, not still, oh and could I get a Sa-lah-deux Knee-SWOI-ZZZUGGGHHHHHH.

Lance: Jesus Christ, I can't marry your daughter now, what the fuck is the matter with you. Ok, We're Done Here. Also, I may call the police.

by Mike109999 July 24, 2022

Salad

Ew

Carnivores: bruh, is that a salad? Ew.

by The Bearer of Infinate Knowing January 21, 2020