Junkie john

Junkie john, is a Scottish term for an alcoholic who has a horrible wife and is known for terrorising people with a meat mullet.

"See that junkie john, he is back on the wreck the hoose juice"

by Mr pineapple February 3, 2017

john swift

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.

He is a total John Swift

by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016

john the one

SO SO SO SO SO SO GAY GUYS FROM GANG his like peni$ and kiss jnck and gay

by tom

john the one gay

by jimbo bob32 June 6, 2019

john hauser

another name for bob saget.

You hanging out with john hauser tonight? he is such a saget.

by mr. smithson May 30, 2008

jo-johns

Altamont Kansas Slang Fo' Your Friends

yo i was smokin some purple haze and sippin on some Trey wit my jo-johns.

by DJ Diamondz September 8, 2008

john micheal

A cute boy who likes a girl but doesnt tell her.annoying but an awesome friend to have.smart,athletic,funny.doesnt like girl that are weird or tall.he can be short but an amazing boy.his can get in trouble alot but he doesnt care makes a girl laugh and smile😘😘

Girl:who is that?
Friend:ohh thats john micheal

Girl:his cute!
Friend:then go talk to him
Girl:hi my name is ????? Nice to to meet you
John micheal:hi im john micheal but people call me john
John micheal:your cute!!

by Ana.xo November 7, 2017

robert-john

Robert-John is an amazing person. His spirit lights up a room. You will never find anyone so perfect and adorable. His humor is above par and his loyalty is what lover's dream about. He is caring, but will put a fool in their place.

You need to get with Robert-John, he pays his bills!

Robert-John's enemies : Shanique

by Rob Rocka! March 12, 2017