cheetoh dump

When your turds fly out of you ass with such velocity that they curl around your sphincter and break off, creating a bowl full of small brown cheetoh-like turds.

"I just took a cheetoh dump, the toilet was full of brown curls!"

by TylerR55 June 16, 2024

Rage-dumped

Rage-dump: when an internet poster literally shits himself due to the anger induced by someone disagreeing with his opinions.

TOC was so angry that another poster had a different opinion on college football realignment that he rage-dumped.

by JoeyJoeJoeShabadoo Jr June 26, 2024

Royal Dump

A big poop.

I gotta take a royal dump.
I just took a royal dump.
If I have anymore French fries I’m gonna have to take a royal dump!

by OilySaltine July 26, 2023

Alabama Dump Truck

When you stand back to back with someone holding up each other’s weight, and take a dump in to the same toilet at the same time

This weekend my boy and I both had to take a dump at the same time, and decided to head to the bathroom for an Alabama Dump Truck.

by RD94 November 26, 2021

dump door

The doors to your butt hole..

I was bending over and my dump doors almost let loose I would have crapped my pants

by Shiftylou February 17, 2017

kade humpty-dump truck

Someone named Kade who has a voluptuous lower end.

Kade- Hey dude.
Nick- Wow you have a big bottom, may I call you Kade Humpty-Dump Truck

by CrystalClearSight June 17, 2021

fuck this dump

When you’ve finally had it with a place that really sucks.

Customer or boss: *some bullshit*
Rachel: “Fuck this dump”

Rachel signed off slack and was never heard from again.

by garvey July 19, 2020