Matthew is a funny, not so intelligent person. He may be on the skinnier side, but who cares? Some say he is a simp, I say he has rizz. if you ever meet a matthew, take care of him.
by lilrenkx November 15, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. An individual (a deformed Male usually resembling a goblin humanoid) that can be seen carrying a bag of gold and a bitch by his goblin side. This mystical creature is awfully fond of raisins . His fingers are vital appendages used to perform his daily duties. It's self defense mechanism is flapping it's ears. It's fair maiden is aHh-NiH-cAh the giant princess.
Chad: Wait, do you see that Matthew Gravvet over, don't let it steal your gold or your bitch.
Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.
Josh: Crikey Moses it fingered my raisins out of my pockets.
by CALBUSNEVERCUSS April 28, 2019
Get the Matthew Gravvetmug. by jeffe jones April 20, 2018
Get the matthew louismug. by discombobulated4 November 8, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. glake ahh hoe, treesha, whore, prostitute, hooker, and the sluttiest guy you’ll ever meet. stay away if u can.
by jojobowbow February 10, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. by Matts a gimp June 11, 2018
Get the Matthew Roughsedgemug. 