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Fake magic round

Fake magic round (a.k.a. gather round) is used to refer to the AFL's poor imitation of the NRL's magic round.

The real magic round, originally a Super League invention, was designed to allow fans to watch every minute of every game of a round of footy at the same venue, with double and triple headers over multiple days. The AFL fake magic round defeats the purpose of that as games are at different venues all over the place and overlap, making it impossible to be at every minute of every game.
AFL's fake magic round needs to give out free tickets to members because not every game has sold out, and nearly half their games will be played in front of less than 10000 people because it's a poor imitation of the NRL's magic round. If the AFL just did a real magic round with every game at Adelaide Oval, every game would be sold out by now without needing to give anyone any free tickets. NRL sold out every magic round game three years running without any free tickets.
by Rian Gigs II April 9, 2025
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Double Stream Magic

The magical sensation of pooping water and peeing at the same time with preparing for a colonoscopy.
It was 4 in the morning before my colonoscopy, and I got to a point that I was pooping water and peeing at the same.

I call that double stream magic.
by Canadiantoker April 9, 2025
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Upside Down Magic School Bus

when you wanna spice things up in the bed, and you tell your significant other that your feeling frisky tonight, the upside down magic school bus is a sex position that is performed by both parties doing handstand and it involves the man to ejaculate and have it fall into the woman's mouth and the woman shits and lands in the mans mouth, and only after this process. they will take turns sitting on eachother's faces and farting so many times in their faces, that it almost considered suffocation because the lack of oxygen being sent to the brain, only just clouds of fecal matter.
That woman is the love of my life, I think i'm gonna give her an upside down magic school bus.
by XXAIDZ69XX April 14, 2025
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Magic jelly bean

When you don’t wanna say “birth control pill” you can say magic jelly bean
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Jewish Magic

Magic taught by Jews (can only kill Palestinians)
“Learn Jewish magic for free, online!!”
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Double stream magic

When you pee and poop water at the same time.

Credit: Tom Segura, Your Moms House episode 805
I achieved double stream magic during my colonoscopy prep!
by rjt23 May 21, 2025
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Double Stream Magic

When you have water coming out of your B hole and pee out of your P hole at the same time.
I had a colonoscopy and the Polyethylene Glycol they gave me the night before gave me a Double Stream Magic at 4 AM.
by Waggylac May 26, 2025
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