Dick-Fishing

The act of editing a dick pic on Snapchat using the scissor tool to make said dick look larger than in reality ( a bit like catfishing but with a dick pic )

Person 1: he sent me a dick pic. It looks bigger than before...
Person 2: definitely dick-fishing

by Offical_dick-fishing101 February 16, 2019

Live Dick

to physically witness a revealed penis in person.

Sure iv'e watched porn but this was my first encounter with a live dick, and it was the real deal.

by s.m.a. manaheel February 11, 2010

dicks and sticks

used to refer to something that's not really worth much and therefore not worth discussing

Dude you guys are arguing over 5 cents on Venmo, it's dicks and sticks, relax.

by RHeinz March 7, 2022

Loose Dick

The term for ones penis after reaching ejaculation. This term is most commonly used in the Northeast part of the United States.

After Max had intercourse with his hand he had major loose dick.

Or

Meeting up with a girl who is gonna give me loose dick by midnight .

by Tyrpych M May 9, 2021

Dick Bombing

The act of drawing a penis in pen on your finger to stamp on another's paper.

Guy 1: I'm gonna draw a dick on my finger to Dick Bomb Jeff!
Guy 2: Sick Dick Bombing, dude!

by Lyndon P. August 4, 2017

Muddy dick

During anal sex when the receiver excretes on the dick of the person performing the acts.

Ethan - "Yo Luke, your mom gave me the maddest muddy dick last night"
Luke - "What does that mean"
Ethan - "Ya know, your moms shitted on my dick"

by Mud Dick February 9, 2017

Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020