htfs syndrome

Horny Twenty Four Seven Syndrome

I was recently diagnosed with HTFS Syndrome.

Whats that?

I'm Horny 24/7

by nutellaonyoface November 29, 2019

Hixtape Syndrome

A syndrome where ARMYs experience loss of sleep, uncertainty, anxiety, and a sense of feeling on edge. The cause to this syndrome is from eagerly awaiting the drop of Jung Hoseoks highly anticipated 'hixtape'

The longer it takes for hixtape to drop the worse my hixtape syndrome gets.

by Lexdiben February 9, 2018

Frontman Syndrome

Someone who wishes they were the lead singer of a band. Thus causing them to over compensate by singing loudly in the car, hogging the microphone, or bringing their own song selections to karaoke night.

They also feel like they have the necessary ability and talent. However, they have no training and can play no instruments, but feel like being a frontman would be easy to do.

Dave was forever going to karaoke night at the bar to soothe his Frontman Syndrome.

by Mick7even March 15, 2020

Crayola Syndrome

When a male's sexual reproductive organ lacks girth. When erect it resembles that of a Crayola Marker, dainty and pointed. Lacks ability to deliver sexual pleasure.

How was the sex? Well, I found out he had Crayola Snydrome

Crayola Syndrome

by kikikik March 5, 2011

Immo syndrome

1. Going out of your way and intentionally making up false things to annoy people

2.Dodge women from fear of losing or making friendship awkward

I really want to ask out this girl but im having immo syndrome thoughts

by Rezh February 9, 2021

Snowmageddon Syndrome

The diagnosis of boredom and insanity due to the large amount of snow. This occurs when there happens to be so much snow that you are not able to go anywhere nor see anyone.

Person 1: Hey have you talked to Tom lately?
Person 2: No, I've heard he has snowmageddon syndrome, he sits on his couch watching cat videos on his computer all day.
Person 1: How sad.

by JamesIsfoshow February 10, 2010

Baddiel's Syndrome

This weird syndrome is a rare form of constant 'fear' from having a panic attack!

Baddiel's Syndrome has nothing to do with that show on BSkyB with the same name.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007