Jacob

the best fashion and music taste,

Won sexiest man alive 20 years in a row

Girl: omg is that Jacob Wayne??
Other Girl: yess he’s so hot!!

by gorillamannn November 22, 2021

Jacob that sentence

To pause at the most inopportune time in a sentence which results in people misconstruing the meaning and direction of the sentence

I was fooling around with people...... In the marketing space.
Person 2: oh my god you just Jacob that sentence

by Jaymal Soni April 8, 2023

Jacob

Pansexual liking of all people regardless of gender or identification- falling in love with personality

“Did you here about that new kid jacob?”
“Yeah apparently he’s a pansexual”

by Jùłïæñ April 3, 2020

A jacob

When you have mixed feelings for someone😘💦 or 😤😒

I think I have a jacob for someone

by Sarah.k April 30, 2017

Jacob

A cum soaked hoe who looks like Bobby Shurda

Did you see how much cum was on Jacob!!

by #1 PM Player in SA February 3, 2022

Jacob

A very short person a fucking (Midget) with vey short Dick.

Jacob is a midget

by bryncas November 21, 2021

Jacob Simmons

A Jacob Simmons is a person that majorly ignores the people that care about them. Jacob Simmons is someone who will ghost you for days or weeks and then just claim they were sleeping or didn't have their phone. While they're generally a good friend and good company to have around, they do have their flaw of only hanging out or talking to you for a day or two then ghosting you again. A Jacob Simmons does typically have an excuse for always ignoring you however, although they are also typically bad excuses such as "I was sleeping and I just woke up to all these calls/texts" all while having ignored you for over a week.

"My friend just Jacob Simmons me all the time." "Dude, don't even respond just pull a Jacob Simmons on them." "I know you've ignored them for over a month, just Jacob Simmons them."

by Shroomiedaze June 18, 2022