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Cheeseburger Speech

When one of your friends has to make an oral report but doesn't know what to say. He then proceeds to awkwardly talk about cheeseburgers for the next 20 minutes. Everyone in the classroom is dumbfounded.
His cheeseburger speech made me cry of laughter.
by Hobo from Hell August 1, 2012
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Danny Speech

A form of vocal expression that is primarily comprised of a mixture of Ebonics, Southern Accents, and "gangsta speech".
John then exhibited his finest example of Danny Speech, which immediately frightened his friends and scared his family all the way to Nicaragua.
by DanBoy901742 February 1, 2014
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Haidt-speech

A lot of sophisticated sounding words covering a flawed, irrational framework.

a particular variety of "begging the question" in which the very things the author criticizes, he also uses to support his own position.

Derived from Social Psychologist/Philosopher John Haidt's attacking arguments against Sam Harris, over Harris' $10,000 challenge for someone to provide a written argument compelling enough to change Harris' mind re: the central premise in the book, "The Moral Landscape."

Exemplified in this article: www.thisviewoflife.com/index.php/magazine/articles/why-sam-harris-is-unlikely-to-change-his-mind10

Haidt writes early on:

" Nobody has yet found a way to “debias” people—to train people to look for evidence on the other side—once emotions or self-interest are activated."
"Saying human reason is a failure in battling emotions... except when it isn't... is pure Haidt-speech."

Yet later, provides a direct counter example:

"This is why science works so well. Scientists suffer from the confirmation bias like everybody else, but the genius of science as an institution is that it incentivizes scientists to disconfirm each others’ ideas, and it creates a community within which a reasoned consensus eventually emerges."
by BeyondBelief February 11, 2014
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mexican speed train

Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
by county boy 101 February 27, 2014
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high speed pursuit

(Noun)

The chase given when a girl or guy runs away after you forcibly insert your penis into one of their orafaces, usually in an attempt to prevent him/her from reaching the police so that re-insertion can take place.
Ted: She almost got away...
Jeffery: A Peurto Rican guy almost got away from me too, so I had to take part in a high speed pursuit. The police later found body parts in my refridgerator :(
by SnatchSmasher March 22, 2016
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e speech syndrome

when a person only speaks in a high tone that sounds like the key E. often associated with teens and young adults.
Hey bro
What?
I have something to tell you.
You have e speech syndrome again?
ARE YOU FUCKING PSYCHIC????!!!!
by angrymill_mass May 28, 2016
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Mom Speed

Dude I can't even remember the last time I was moving at mom Speed.
by Obeythelaw7 May 30, 2016
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