softy skills

(n.) skills used for living in society, necessary to live with the scumlic at large.

At the University Club I used my softy skills to get myself a job working as a janitor under Renee.

by zacharydestasolomon February 3, 2022

Salty Dog

Perhaps the oldest and purest definition that still holds true today.
One Coffee mug
Two thirds Cranberry or Grapefruit juice

One thirds Vodka or Rum
One pinch of salt from the handrails of any ocean going vessel

Any old sailor will tell you this. Traditions at sea are very very hard to kill and this one is beloved by sailors for many generations.

The captain fixes two salty dogs every morning, one for him and the first man he sees. A real Seaman

by Robisatsea December 7, 2021

Salty Jelainesters

A person that gets overly and quite dramatically upset over seemingly nothing.

Taylor Swift is being such a Salty Jelainesters.

by Jelainesters December 12, 2021

Salty Dog

When you shoot and the dog licks it up!

‘’Oh yea I’m close’’
‘’Go on cum for me’’
‘’ ahhh’’
‘’ oh look the dog is licking it up’’

It was the most unprepared threesome when I came, and the dog kicked it up, it was a salty dog

by HeezusChrist93 December 26, 2021

Salty

Salty = being outspoken or rude

He is a very SALTY person.

I like a lady who is a little SALTY.

by Pink Cinnamon February 8, 2022

salty 6

Defined as. Dude last night I was fucking my chick and then she wanted to 69 but I already come in her and I didn’t want to do a salty 6

Salty 6: The act of doing a 69 after you’ve come inside of her the 6 is salty

by Salty 6 March 6, 2022

Salty Beaver

Having a salty beaver is referring to females having salty pussy lips or in the male version salty beaver references a male having a salty penis tip

That girl had a salty beaver shit was nasty

That guy’s beaver was salty

by Salty beaver March 17, 2022