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Hand Salad

The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.

The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.

I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 7, 2017
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paperclip salad

Is what happens when some jackwaggon desided to chain a whole basket full of paper clips together.
Well this is just a paperclip salad!
by Paperclipsalad# July 14, 2017
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crushing salad

by smethebumblebee July 20, 2017
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Hurricane Salad

When Perco and Fingercake whoop you 3 or more goals consecutive in Rocket League.
by Coralface July 22, 2017
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Tadder Salade

Its a food made out of potatoes, and pther stuff. Its, a southern thing.
People call me,' Tadder Salade '.
by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017
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leg salad

An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)

Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."

"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"
by voidkid August 1, 2017
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kook salad

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky
Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office
by KookinGang August 3, 2017
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