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Phone-ner

Getting an immense stiffy from talking to a hot ass girl....or guy! on the Phone
Also can be used when checking a Girl out while talking to somebody else on the Phone.
Dude:Wat are u wearing
Hot Babe:Clothes
Dude:Phone-ner!!!!!
by The Negronemo December 13, 2009
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Australian Phone Call

A message from down under, i.e, someone farts in your ear. aka, Aussie Call.
I got an ear infection because Dave gave me an Australian phone call at his daughters’ 5th birthday.
by PaneraBoy January 7, 2024
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Phone Plop

The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
by Zahang August 20, 2013
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phone call-ision

When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.
Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'
by SocialistElephant January 10, 2016
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phone

A telecommunications device used for communicating, needed to be connected to your country's public telephone system before dialing somebody and ringing them and sends out and receives copper signal over a traditional telephone line.
Dang it! It's always that my mother uses the phone while I'm using the Internet!
by Kukaṛa December 30, 2024
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MAGA-Phone

The device used to scream out mindless drivel when you want to look like a piece of shit troglodyte.
"Get the MAGA-Phone out of the back of my pick-up Jimmy-Jo, I have to scream at them Libtards over dur"
by Free-Dumb November 6, 2020
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Phone Hound

Someone who calls another person's phones (work, cell, etc..) sequentially when the person doesn't pick up straight away and then complains that they have been trying to reach the person for hours when it's often less than 3 minutes between calls (life threatening emergencies are not included).

Robert Hensel presented phone hounds in 2008 to refer to bill collectors who call incessantly.
That guy is a serious phone hound. He called all my phone contacts within 3 minutes while I was in a meeting. and complained that he can never reach me.
by Clousseau April 5, 2024
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