Throw the Beans

To flip one's shit in the face of a celebrity/to fangirl out

Tina totally threw the beans at the Morrissey concert last night.
Or
Play it cool, don't throw the beans in front of the band, okay?

by Very Freakish Flower July 16, 2019

legit beans

A phrase used in place of describing making real money. Also can be used in describing lady parts. Can be used as subtle as possible to describe respect.

I am leaving the car wash to make some legit bean.
Dude, and trust me when I say this, she had legit beans.
If I don't get shown some bean around here, I'll quit.

by fightingkoalas November 16, 2013

vanilla beaning

Female masturbation non freakish.

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.

by RyattBear December 12, 2017

Chungus bean

Someone who makes you mad

Dude your literally being a chungus bean right now

by Dat boi brendo August 15, 2020

tard bean

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005

Wanna-bean

Often used as "wanna-be" , which originates from the ancient bean word "wanna-bean" to describe an impostor trying to be as cool as beans. Nothing can be cooler than cool beans. Beans have been cool since before beans were called beans.

Man.. that guy is trying too hard. He's such a wanna-bean.

by Detective dick Damian August 18, 2017

Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022