sneaky little satan woman

A mischievous woman that engages in frequent acts of tomfoolery.

"nah bro that's hella nasty, you must be a sneaky little satan woman"

by rats bastardly December 09, 2023

woman in the middle

Female seeing 2, or more men. Plays the men against each other all for the vanity of the woman.

She couldn't get what she wanted from him, man #1, so she played the woman in the middle and went and saw her other partner, man #2, for her needs, that man#1 couldn't or didn't give her. And in the process, eluded her disappointment to man #1 in hopes of raising her importance

by March 30, 2021

portable woman

A woman of small stature, as defined by Theo Von.

"I like a tall woman, but I also like me a portable woman." -Theo Von

by RodJammerJR February 06, 2024

Hole of a woman

A woman you date that can't converse with you unless she thinks it for the approval of another person, but sex with her is strange and interesting because her Virgina is tigghter than other women but she's slept with 392 men unprotected. That's not including repeat offenders

I can't believe I almost got shot at Sturgis because someone wanted this hole of a woman. The bitch likes arts and craft counts money and eats glue.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021

woman wallet

A tri-fold wallet that you can put your roll of quarters and cash into.

AKA: Crusty Coin Purse

Him: What should I do with my roll of quarters?

Her: You can use my woman wallet!

by Blissmydog April 17, 2018

Bird woman

A Northfields tramp who flashed herself all over the council estate with a druggy son named John.

There she goes, the one armed womble, that’s johns mam! Bird woman!

by Ry92 January 13, 2024

one-womanizer

A man who constantly pursues a flirts with one (and only one) woman. Like a monogamous Don Juan.

Did you see that guy staring at his wife and ignoring the cheerleaders? What a one-womanizer!

by Rewsky February 09, 2016