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the juan noodle

a sex position where an individual sucks their own massive fucking balls, not the dick, just the balls. skip the noodle.
"yo i just did the juan noodle fr"
"what the fuck is the juan noodle"
"my balls hurt"
by JuanNoodleEnthusiast69 November 26, 2023
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The Kentucky Wet Noodle

The sexual act of sticking your penis into noodles, then serving the noodles to an unsuspecting friend.
Hey Bungledash stick your penis in these noodles and prank Frankfurt into eating The Kentucky Wet Noodle.
by DA Big curly July 27, 2024
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One dumpling no noodle

by ENGLISH-SLANGS April 30, 2024
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The Resting Noodle

When a person eats a mysterious chocolate candy, possibly psychedelic, and falls into a blissful slumber
After the show, we got back to the hotel and he ate the chocolate on table and fell into the resting noodle postion.
by Duber74 November 7, 2024
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eat forks with noodles

Something Asians like to do to insult white people
Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh
by maximitis November 10, 2024
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Not My Noodles

When a problem, incident, or faulty solution to a problem is of no concern to you.
That mess is not my noodles.
by threeleggedcentaur January 1, 2025
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Spicy Japanese noodle

When a Japanese girl has a mouth full of wasabi sauce and gives you a blow job and then lets you fuck her in the ass.
Amanda gives the best spicy Japanese noodle!
by 10wellhung January 29, 2025
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