oyster magic

A glistening white vagina

When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic

by Mtjoy library June 3, 2017

AWAD magic

When it’s 5:00AM at your FedEx Ground facility and all the marking stickers are in the right place, making your job easier and more efficient by reducing the need to flip packages and check which ones go to your work area.

Manager: How are you fellas doing this morning?

Me: By golly, we have AWAD magic on our side!

by coffee_by_the_pot January 21, 2024

magic wand

magic wand is a blunt of weed.

shit shawty i got this magic wand if u wanna get high

by MAGIC WAND April 23, 2018

Magic Jeffrey

The act of sticking the rim of a glass bottle into one's rectal cavity proceeded by defecating into it. After the turd has come out of the butt, the user must now turn upside down so the turd that was recently inside them, is now back where it belongs.

I went to a party where I had to do a "Magic Jeffrey". Suffice to say, I didn't shit for five days.

by Michael Veerman November 22, 2011

Magical Nipl

The best NIPPLES of all time!!

Yo bro this girl had magical nipl.

by Magikarp GG December 23, 2012

magic man

neglecting your friend for someone else, for instance your friend leaving you for some girl

"where's aaron?"
"he left"
"so he's a magic man yea?"

by finemagician November 22, 2023

Red Magic

When you have sexual intercourse with a virgin and no blood came out during the intercourse.

Stanley : Yo dude, i heard Max had a Red Magic at a party the other night.
Tony : Whoa, that lucky badger!

by SkMSkyeSSkye July 15, 2017