Cook Lockdown

When the friend group has to much cook to handle so they go on lockdown

Wholesome says hey heated you didn’t play cyberpunk with me yesterday connor says cook LOCKDOWN LOCKDOWN

by Jacob Wood 77 December 3, 2021

Closet locked

When a male or female buys clothing to wear for their partner and yet never wears it

They bought some sexy sleepwear to wear for me but I’ve never seen it on them, they just closet locked the outfit

by Dragondaddy December 10, 2021

Insta-Lock

Someone who picks's a hero/agent (whatever it's called these days) at such speed that you won't be able to use them. Most commonly occurring in Games such as Valorant. This is most infuriating when the character they pick is the character that you like to use. Even more so when they are absolutely horrible at using them

"God dammit man, This guy Insta-lock

Jett again!"

by EternalBluey March 1, 2022

national locker room day

every day.

Let’s go to the locker room, it’s national locker room day!

by bigdoubleyou March 3, 2022

Food locker

The food that put in locker, it ferments special food with flies, its yum

Lets put some spaghetti in the food locker!

by Dog............... March 9, 2022

lounge lock

Unable to get out of the couch because your very bent or stoned

I can’t get up! I’ve got lounge lock.

by radler55 March 10, 2022

Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022