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john swift

1. a sexy mofo who knows whats up.
2. smokes weed everyday. literally.
He is a total John Swift
by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016
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Junkie john

Junkie john, is a Scottish term for an alcoholic who has a horrible wife and is known for terrorising people with a meat mullet.
"See that junkie john, he is back on the wreck the hoose juice"
by Mr pineapple February 3, 2017
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John henry

John Henry is Amara star’s best friend, he’s also in love with her. John Henry also loves drink he almost loves it more than Amara star. Not to mention he’s a cocky cunt and a vape addict. John Henry lies to his friends a lot, he likes to tell them he doesn’t like Amara star but this is is straight up untrue. Finally he says oh my god really funny.
John Henry loves Amara star

John henry hates everyone except Amara star
John henry is a cocky cunt
by Thegirljohnhenryloves June 19, 2023
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Creamy John

A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”

“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
by PortalDM March 11, 2019
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DAMN JOHN

by ASAP is a Rockefeller December 28, 2018
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John Stamos

He is the hottest American actor in the world. He slayed In she show full house as his character “uncle Jesse” he is fucking incredible and anyone who says he isn’t doesn’t have a fucking brain
by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019
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John Major

john major is such a dilf
by edwina currie April 5, 2021
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