by mynameiswhatpseudonym May 6, 2016
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by Mr pineapple February 3, 2017
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by Thegirljohnhenryloves June 19, 2023
Get the John henry mug.A Creamy John is when you cum inside of a condom until it gets to a size of a dildo. Then have you girlfriend put it in ether her ass or pussy and then tape it shut so it stays in. It’s a bonus if the condom brakes inside of her since she won’t expect it and she can’t do anything about it right away since it’s taped shut. Talk about an accidental creampie.
“Hey honey do you want to do a Creamy John again?”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
“Sure this time use a magnum instead of your size so it’s even more horny.”
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by Fullhousesuperfan January 23, 2019
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