Junkie john

Junkie john, is a Scottish term for an alcoholic who has a horrible wife and is known for terrorising people with a meat mullet.

"See that junkie john, he is back on the wreck the hoose juice"

by Mr pineapple February 3, 2017

John Tyler

a guy so in love with a girl he cant live without her. he loves her so much hed do anything for her

man hes fallen for her like a john tyler

by tylerwuvssam April 18, 2020

John Cena

Something you can’t see

Where’s John Cena

by RogerGoodell April 24, 2020

John Emmet

this is the boy who IS SO FREAKING ANNOYING. like they have that chipmunk voice and love fingerboards. they probably have add or adhd and can’t stay still. (they also are really short) a john emmet also wear vans ALL DAY

“omg it’s john emmet! he’s freaking SHORT”

by bry2022 February 21, 2020

Go on john

Phrase used in ireland/northern ireland, means if the crossroads are empty give er plenty

Go on John, give er the blow

by Nottylershepcar June 15, 2020

Big John

A well-known knight in the shining army. He is well known for beating Jacob on strokes alone. He is also famous for being the first person to win a fixture team with a ranga in his team.

Did he really need a let?
Yes, he isn't called Big John for anything.

by "IT WAS A CLOSE GAME" October 28, 2019

John Major

absolute dilf

“john major is such a dilf”

by edwina currie April 5, 2021