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Jordan stokes

Jordan stokes is a rare breed of spaka only found roaming in the amazom rainforest. These creatures are uaully tamed by feeding them some sort of of sunday dinner but beware and don’t feed them yorkshire puddings as his dad is a baldy yorkshire cunt and you’ll hear him masturbating all the way from lampton
Can you hear that fapping? Must be Jordan stokes dad
by Cheese and ham sarnie March 21, 2019
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Jordan Tisdale (JT)

JT is the best friend anyone could ask for. She's funny, smart, beautiful, and she could light up a room with a smile. She is always there for her friends even when she's going through things. She's scary when she's mad, but she won't hit/hurt you unless she has a good reason. She may be short but she has an attitude from hell. You won't ever be lonely with her around, she's always wanting to walk/ride around town. She is the most amazing thing that could happen to your life. She may not know it but I love her with my whole heart. - Grey 🍄💗
by Luvv.Grey July 4, 2022
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Angelina Jordan

A Beautiful Young Lady Who Norway's Got Talent At 8 Years Old Angelina Jordan Was Born In Norway On January 10th 2006 Angelina Jordan Has A Lovely Singing Voice Angelina Can Really Sing
by Nick LaRoy January 18, 2025
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Jordan

A piece of shit that does anything to get what he wants.
by lingergirl November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Jordan an absolute sigma male the a cock that reaches the moon bitches love him he gets all the hoes
Girl:Omg is that Jordan
Girl 2:*gets impregnated just by looking at him
by Magnum_sized_condoms November 24, 2021
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Jordan

Backstabber, Usually fake ,not a good friend, is rude and also has no morals and is usually gay and most likely a horse
by Hola54 December 7, 2019
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