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Jordan

In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
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Who is this guy, Jordan?
by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025
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Jordan

Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi
Damn shawt is dat Jordan he finna come take my hoe Omg
by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022
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jordans

Look at those jordans over there they are so handsome
by Shiny:Drool: April 7, 2021
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Micheal Jordan

EX: "this girl was the Micheal Jordan of giving footjobs, too much toenail not enough lube"
by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025
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Jordan

Jordan is the cutest girl you will ever see, and Jordan if your on here I hope you know who I am because I have a crush on you.
by Cole🎺 June 12, 2021
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Jordan Barr

A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever
Jordan Barr has no skill with a game of fortnite
by Theman8383848 August 4, 2024
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Jordan conners

Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick
Jordan conners has a small duck
by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019
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