In an age of technology, childpredators were everywhere, even in school. A notorious predator lurked, a predator named Jkrdan. Jordan was the late predascessor of the og toucher known as edp. Given his power, Jordan went roughe. He touched evtire teams of minor league players, even volunteering at a daycare just to get closer. When the time was right, he swooped in and took the unsespecting victim, and gobbled the poor child. Jordan is a public menace, if you have any information, notify us immediately, protect your kids and stay safe.
by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. Big bankroll ass nigga hoes love em to dat but he always kno how to trick a bit don’t think he jus kno dumb ah nigga he send tae to send a blitz quick 4L type Shi
by Stk steakhouse type eatin August 2, 2022
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Get the jordansmug. by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025
Get the Micheal Jordanmug. Jordan is the cutest girl you will ever see, and Jordan if your on here I hope you know who I am because I have a crush on you.
by Cole🎺 June 12, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. A tall guy who insists he’s really good at fortnite but is at most a casual player, 0 fortnite skill whatsoever
by Theman8383848 August 4, 2024
Get the Jordan Barrmug. Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick
by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019
Get the Jordan connersmug.