text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)

Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)

by Kayleon December 4, 2013

alt text

the text that (sometimes) appears when you hover over an image on a website, usually just briefly describing the image that you are looking at.

Person 1: *hovers over a random image- hey! I see text there! Wonder what it's called...
Person 2: it's called alt text you idiot
Person 1: really? *looks for alt text for 2000000000000 other images
Person 2: *sighs- really?

by cyanbutneon September 4, 2023

Taper-texting

The gradual "tapering" off a relationship by waiting short to extended periods of time before answering texts.

Remember that chick I was seeing for a few months?
She started getting all psycho, so I had to end it by taper-texting her.

by doggle1 November 17, 2011

2am texting

When yall never text freaky but start sexting at 2AM

S: Yo me and D’s 2AM texting hits diff, Ian ever going back
B: Damn bro

by stephenos January 23, 2023

Stop analyzing my texts so much

Someone who is secretly afraid of you or gay for you

Person 1: Stop analyzing my texts so much
Person 2: No lmao
Person 1: I want you to do me

by necgromancer March 1, 2025

text string

A series of texts messages that tie back to one overall text message conversation

My buddies and I had a hilarious text string going about some random Bachelorette party chicks we met over the weekend

by GO COCKS March 24, 2017

Apocalypse thirst text

When the world is coming to an end and someone you know know texts you for sex.

Oh my god, Nathan just Apocalypse thirst texted me. He’s such a fuckboy.

by Schmoozer420 June 6, 2020