Free Tap Friday

When a friend gets a free tap on another friend in the nuts

“Hey did you get your free tap on William? It is free tap Friday”
“Yes I did, he died”

by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019

Take a Frida

Taking a selfie with art.

“Yo, this painting would look great on my feed, wanna take a Frida?”

by ievapo November 27, 2019

Chicken ass Friday

Chicken ass Friday Is a day where you need to eat chicken ass all day with any sides have a great time.

Hey it’s chicken ass Friday let’s go eat

by Bruh_Moment November 1, 2019

Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019

fat fingers friday

You have a run of screwing up what you’re typing and so you say loudly eff’n FAT Fingers Friday. BECAUSE you always rush stuff on the computer on Fridays and stuff it up because you’re in a hurry!

ARRRRRGH. I screwed it up again! I Fat Fingers Fridayed It (FFF).

by Da Kriss March 19, 2020

Thursday night Friday

When you celebrate on Thursday night like it is Friday night because of Boys To Men.

Man I can’t wait for Thursday night Friday.

by boys2men69420 June 12, 2020

Friends fuck friday

A day that takes place on every third Friday of every month. This day is a day where friends go on and fuck/have sex

Person 1: it’s friends fuck Friday tmrw. Who are u fucking?
Person 2: idk maybe Rachel

by Therealsnake123 August 27, 2020