When you are having anal sex from the doggie position and she thinks she needs to fart but when you pull your penis out she shits and it flip n flies everywhere.
I was taking that ass to pound town when she all the sudden started shitting everywhere. I said “what the hell was that?”. Her response “it’s a god damn flip n fly!”
by Pumalumadingdong March 19, 2020
Get the Flip n flymug. by Geewhiz100 November 23, 2020
Get the Antarctic Flying Crocodilemug. by Soxthefatcat June 29, 2018
Get the Flying Fat Catmug. by okfinenoob November 14, 2021
Get the bananas can flymug. The god of the pastafarian religion. The FSM (flying spaghetti monster) is made up of a glob of spaghetti and meatballs and two noodly eye stalks. The FSM is famously known for keeping the solar system together with his noodly appendages and, of course, boiling for our sins. If you don't accept FSM into your heart you will go to hell and have to deal with stale beer and strippers with STDs.
Pastafafarian: Have you been saved by the Flying spaghetti monster?
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
Heathen: No, I haven't because he's not real. He is a parody god made by atheists to mock religion.
by DevoutPastafarian October 12, 2018
Get the Flying spaghetti monstermug. ''What the fuck''
Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!
by TAwaiN of Puffy Vaginas July 6, 2022
Get the What The Flying Turtlesmug. A beautiful woman who will draw you in and then suck the life out of you. Dear god don't let your friends fall prey to one of these.
by Jalapeno Rooster August 29, 2016
Get the Penis Fly Trapmug.