Auto-Dutch

When your sleeping in a sleeping bag and have bad gas your fart bellow past your face to escape the sleeping bag.

“That food gave me bad gas at camp last night. I was farting all night, every time I would move in my sleeping bag I would auto-Dutch and smell it.”

by RU4BN8 May 4, 2023

Dutch and Dome

When you take a girl to Dutch bros and get dome while u drink your Dutch

Me and the one girl did a Dutch and dome behind the Walmart

by Berto707 December 13, 2020

Dutched

When you are touched by a Dutch.

Pedro- "I think I just got Dutched"
Carlos- "GG then"

by qpwoeituy March 14, 2016

Dutch Klotzner

A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.

"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"

Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..

"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..

"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"

by Gunther McThunderhump September 9, 2015

Dutch curveball

The act of one throwing a fart in some one's face. Similar to a Dutch oven.

I gave that bitch a Dutch curveball.

by Maxdel August 8, 2021

Dutch Force

The best Dutch warclan.

OMG, who won DWC? Dutch Force ofcourse!

by _Dutch_ February 12, 2018

Dutch Bros.

To have 2 Nederlander brothers fist fuck your ass and face.

“I could really go for some Dutch Bros.” said my gay cousin.

by HorseyBoner February 22, 2024