Shut up and squat. A variation on the famed 'Keep clam!' of Ivor's Acres of Clams in Seattle, Washington. Problem is, it sounds like a back-formation for 'clam up', which it is not, sort of.
by Byron Black September 30, 2007
by Alz February 27, 2005
by Killer Kobe September 08, 2006
by D. Y. Vetz October 04, 2019
A theory created by Hungarian pornographer Aleksendar Andon aka "Downing", that states that in order for a pornographic film to captivate the audience's attention, the introductory scene must start off with some kind of softcore foreplay (ie. caressing, touching, talking, etc.) before moving into the hardcore. According to Downing, doing otherwise would "upset the flow of the film, making the film lack a consistent tempo, and ruining its realism". The Downing Theory was introduced to the Eastern European porn underground in the 2006 Spring edition of the Hungarian porn magazine "Buda-Sex" (Buda being short for Budapest, the capitol of Hungary).
In order to make this film commercial, we must implement the Downing Theory before getting into the main scenes.
Men and women alike implement The Downing Theory into their everyday, non pornographic, sex lives.
Men and women alike implement The Downing Theory into their everyday, non pornographic, sex lives.
by IgorSaskayev March 30, 2009
by rymaxam October 26, 2017
Extreamly unattractive.
by Gretchen March 21, 2003