douche bag

One who thinks he is 'the shit' when in reality he is a giant tool.

"My boyfriend Nick G. called me a cunt and a fucking bitch today, right after we left the Dodger game."

"And you're still together? Seriously? Why do you enjoy dating a douche bag?!

by Wise-man-errr May 27, 2009

Grand Douche

The boss of a company,general supervisor of a department or principal of a school,anybody in charge of a large group of people wich supposedly is despotic or a tyrant.

New in the job:-What's the story with the Grand Douche ?

by Cornholious December 27, 2011

Douche Fuck

When you find a hot douche and you fuck

Hey I had a douche fuck last night!

by Scrub Rekt April 26, 2016

Cooter Douche

1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"

Man that guy is being such a cooter douche

by maggie13_49 January 19, 2009

Douche Paradox

Doing douchey things to make fun of douches, which in fact makes you a douche. This explains why no one thinks they're actually a douche.

When Blake blows dope vape clowds he thinks he's ironically making fun of douche subculture, when it actually just makes him a douche. This puts him in a douche paradox.

by DevinScud January 26, 2018

Douche Detox

The act of detoxing after a toxic relationship or situationship. Consists of deleting their number, deleting them off socials, and actively choosing not to look up what they’re doing until you are completely over them.

I found out Jack was talking to other girls so now I need to douche detox!

by OGLoc99 September 11, 2020

douche corral

Noun.
Location overrun by douchebags

Lets avoid that douche corral and go somewhere else

That bar is a real douche corral

All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street

by sdmama January 16, 2014