depressed rizz

when you get bitches by being mentally unstable enough for them to want to fix you

Henry: How the fuck did Carl get a bitch? He seemed depressed earlier.

Anthony: He used his depressed rizz to get a bitch that wants to fix him.

by farmlorn December 5, 2023

Cultural depression

Being depressed over the idea of wanting to live in another place or cultural.

E.i. Visiting England, and reminiscing about your experience wishing you could go back or live there.

Cultural depression can act in crying, becoming extremely upset because you are not currently happy to where you are to now.

I really wish I could visit Ireland again. I love it there so much, I miss the people, food, and everything about it. I'm experiencing cultural depression.

by Zajttoba May 29, 2017

Post-Coital Depression

The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.

Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.

by pickled rick September 29, 2017

Post-Fartum Depression

When you queef after having a miscarriage and then the afterbirth bubbles and runs down your leg

Ew, my girl just had a queef while passing a miscarriage, call that a Post-fartum Depression

by CumCorpse April 14, 2025

Type 7 depression

A depression that Brooklyn gives you

Ugh u give me type 7 depression

by 🐝 bee June 11, 2018

Depression

My love life.

Ella- “Do you have depression?”
Bella- “Yes.”
Ella- “What’s the cause?”
Bella- “My love life.”

by @bella_acc_2802 on Instagram February 17, 2020

Depression

A mental illness that won’t go away and haunts me everyday of my life . It’s not a feeling it’s a mental illness

Dumb bitch: guys I’m so depressed

Depressed bitch: bitch no you’re fucking not. Just because you didn’t have enough money on you to buy your fat ass a donut doesn’t mean you’re depressed, you dumb bitch . Say you’re depressed when you have the letter your doctor gives you once you take the test to prove you have depression then I’ll fuckin let you off but you ain’t depressed you just a dumbass bitch .

Dumb bitch: Fak u

by B I G B O O T Y B I T C H April 24, 2018