crack clown

a person known otherwise as an immatureintellectual, compulsive liar, make-up skills of a 2 year old

Look at that crack clown scaring away the boys with her make-up!

by barrybenson February 18, 2015

crack whore

I crack addict who would do anything and I mean anything for some crack.

The crack whore gave me a BJ without a condom on while I was on the john for a nickel bag of crack.

by ThisRickJamesBiatch April 25, 2010

Crazy crack

A person who has a hairline crack of crazy in them, such that if you tap it, the crazy will come pouring out.

I know the dude's a nice guy but he's got a crazy crack waiting to pop

by BSNBG January 21, 2011

Crack Cheese

What people in Western New York call Boursin cheese at a party because they can't stop eating it.

"I'm not touching the crack cheese I won't stop."
"No one bring crack cheese or I will kick your ass."

Me: "Why is it called crack cheese?
Cousin: "Try it."
Me: "Well I usually don't like cheese but alright."
*5 seconds later*
"I understand."

by FlametheSeraph December 3, 2019

upper crack

When a man is so fat that his crack reaches his lower back, it is known as a upper crack.

"Eww I can see that guys upper crack, this is why I don't go to the beach."

by Killer croc57 August 29, 2015

Cracking a Jolly

The process of air pushing it's way out through one's ass cheeks; farting

by L33T_M@JIXX June 2, 2003

Crack cookies

Cookie that contain a white substance that is highly addictive and eating them will lead to people calling you “Cookie Monster.”

Elmo: Hey Big Bird, got the good stuff?
Big Bird: Had some crack cookies, but Cookie Monster ate them all.
Elmo: *gives Cookie Monster the death stare* that crackhead

by snortcocaina February 24, 2020