Kings college school

Kings college school is the school for the rich and dumb. The kings boys are known for their rivalry with the wimbledon college boys. Most of these intense gang fights take place on the bus down to wimbledon station.
Kings is also known for its wide drug taking habits. Many of the students even take drugs in school and on school trips.

The majority of KCS are tory scum and go to dubai or the maldives or mallorca during their holidays.

“Calm g we getting the bus today or we trekking down to the station?”
“Rah were getting a bus the stations bare far. Gonna pull out my skeng on some of the kings college school kids tho.”

by Schoolreviewer69 July 14, 2019

Marist College

A stuck up, rich kid college in Poughkeepsie, NY. Where 3 out of every 5 girls is know for having an STD and was recently rated one of the WORST colleges to go to for 'unexplained reasons'.

Guy 1: 'Yo I partied with this chick who goes to Marist College last night and fucked her.'
Guy 2: 'Hahaha you probably have herpes now, dumb fuck.'

by stfu dumb cunt December 14, 2010

Collegep

The ultimate party, You have to be in college to have this, Best night of your live!

Dude tonight is gonna be a Collegep

by R0de May 12, 2010

College

A place that destroys your self confidence and the ability to trust yourself with simple tasks and gives a new lease on the phrase literally addicted to a TV series

I thought I was bettering myself when I went to college but it turned out to be my down fall.

by physicssucks November 7, 2014

College

A place where you get to run your dad's assets dry to surround yourself with overachieving wealthy people so that you can together take insurmountable pressure to study something either to drop out or to graduate and end up working on something different entirely.

College is great! You should definitely go to college.

by MA1453 June 1, 2017

College

A non-profit (my ass) organization that takes from you a shit ton of money in exchange for depression, self-loathing, stress, hatred, hunger, and a bunch of diseases.

Dr. Tamer *adding salt to his coffee *: heard what happened to that sophomore kid Peter? He hung himself on a double pendulum he made for his project.

Dr. Tarek *laughing *: One down, one thousand to go! Such stupid college kids.

by AAAAAAAO.OAAAAAAA May 13, 2019

Northwest College

A small community college in Powell, Wyoming where sheltered christian kids can learn to drink before heading off to a real college where fratty is a way of life.

Ya man! Im sure glad i attend Northwest College!

by collinplaysbass April 7, 2011