Slap the clown

Subtle alternative to "jerk off".

Today, I will slap the clown before going to University!

by PierreVelez March 19, 2019

Clown

Dirk and Lex because they're both fucking idiots and can't even begin to process simple concepts

Person A: God, don't be such a clown!
Person B: *sobs*

by you've been knew July 28, 2019

class clown

A person who will laugh about ANYTHING and when I mean ANYTHING I mean ANYTHING. Tbh, they act just like me. It's a funny/painful experience to keep up with lol.

"Jimmy, stop clown around!", Mrs.

Narcy said. "But I'm the class clown" "I don't care", she said

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Clown-meister

Another name for Donald Trump and his MAGA followers, and/or his political associates

If his mouth is open and running, that dumb clown-meister Trump is usually lying about something.

by Humanitiesguy October 10, 2022

hit the clown

"Hit the Clown" is lingo for make a run to Jack in the

Box

Dude no. 1: I'm baked to the bejesus
Dude no. 2: yeah, me too
Dude no. 1: wanna Hit the Clown?
Dude no. 2: yeah, let's go get some tacos

by anonymous December 10, 2023

Clown

A person who uses twitter

Candice is such a clown

by 3mstar July 19, 2022

Clown Music

A mysterious, cheerful yet very irritating music. The origins of the music are unknown. Possibly coming from creepy motorhomes but no one is brave enough to get close enough to see. This music plays and is heard an but strange, inappropriate moments. Some have been known to be with a hottie and see fireworks.. others have been known to be a hottie and hear clown music. If you were in an enclosed area with no hottie to distract you, listening to the clown music you would want to tear your fingernails off chew on them.

As he pressed me passionately against the side of my car, off in the distance mysterious clown music could be heard.

by jewel9952 August 1, 2011