child

Tommyinnit.

Wilbur: Tommy, you are a child.

by Punz is underrated October 16, 2021

Spotlight Child

A child that will do anything to get attention, to the point of being a nuisance and looking silly.

She's such a spotlight child, she'll do anything to get some attention.

by Jackhax December 26, 2022

child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019

Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009

mother and child reunion sandwich

A sandwich consisting of both egg salad and chicken as the core ingredients.

I was starving to decided to make a mother and child reunion sandwich. That shit bussin'.

by Canid-Kaiba May 24, 2022

Child

What your perants regret

mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS

by Racist white guy November 14, 2021

High medium child

A child who grew up in a medium to high income household, specifically in 2016-2017. They are not rich, nor poor, and all the people like them!

“I lived as a high medium child”

by (+w+) February 8, 2024