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Check 'Neck

A redneck who relies on welfare checks, who you can find at the beginning of each month buying out Walmarts entire supply of beer, cheeto puffs, and mountain dew.
John: "I guess we won't be buying cheeto puffs today. That woman in the motorized shopping cart bought them all!"

Bob: "Whatta check 'neck!"
by Swedish Barnacle Balls July 17, 2022
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CHECK YOUR LEG

That one time that you feel something crawling on your leg but it’s just your shoe lace. Or it’s a spider...
Josh: I feel something on my leg...
James: it’s just your shoe lace.
Josh: J-James.. there’s a spider... a big one.. on your leg...
James: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Remember to check your leg if you feel something!
by amogusrefrence April 14, 2021
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gooble check

The act of double checking something by googling it and just reading the search result page.
-Is it spelt Sienna Miller?

-I'll gooble check. Yeah IMDB is the second hit.
by Sheldon_cooper September 1, 2010
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system of checks and balances

Refers to a totally-legal but still-somewhat-devious practice of writing personal checks for comparatively-minuscule bills --- like maybe just two or three bucks for a bag of fresh vegetables from a roadside farm-stand --- instead of paying them in cash, and then secretly hoping that the checks’ recipients will not want to bother going to the extra effort of cashing said “tiny” checks, and thus your bank-account’s “balance” will be unaffected by your purchases.
Practicing the “system of checks and balances” can have varying degrees of success, depending on various factors, such as how strapped your checks’ recipients are for cash, how accustomed they are to cashing/depositing checks, or how willing/able they are to accept checks, especially for such paltry amounts (here’s where paying with checks at an unattended “drop the money in the slot” or “place the money in the cup/jar” merchandise-stand can be a good idea, since there will be nobody there to balk at your paying with a check). Extra points if you “embellish” the checks with flowery praising messages about how wonderful the sellers’ merchandise/service is, since it may stroke the people’s ego so much that they will prefer to “frame it rather than cash it” (again, especially since the check is for such a small amount, and so its value might likely not mean all that much to the person’s overall budget) when deciding what to do with your checks.
by QuacksO September 9, 2018
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Phone Check

black man outside microphone check, black man inside phone check. why? you gotta spit hot 16 to somebody, we is only human.
mic check, microphone check, phone check.Is this Thing on? Hello is anyone hearing this? hello mama? mama!!!
by Googlefaps.com August 20, 2019
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fraud checked

when a fraudulent (overrated) sports team or individual finally plays a worthy opponent and is exposed for being worse than they were supposed to be. logical conclusion of being on fraud watch.
St. Johns got fraud checked by Arkansas during March Madness this year. I knew a 2 seed was too high for them.
by sunkinphilsdunkey March 23, 2025
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Check Chaser

A person who seeks out the attention of someone with a verified check mark for favors or sexual intercourse. See chuckle fucker or gold digger.
Man.. Ever since Devin Nash got verified on Twitch he's been getting all these thotty Check Chasers sliding into his DMs!
by TacoRemixX May 13, 2020
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