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bean fracking 

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.
I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.
bean fracking by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011

bean clean 

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.
if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean
bean clean by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013
like a heroin lean, but from percs, oxys, etc. Bean is slang for a pain pill.
Did you see Johnny nodding out while he was drilling that concrete? He's got that after lunch bean lean.
bean lean by Mr. Frumble September 2, 2014

Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.
James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.
Bean complex by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015

bean bug 

the most perfect guy you could think of. you're lucky to have him and you love spending time with him. just looking at him gives you butterflies and you just wanna hug him all the time. you make each other smile just by looking at the other.
he's my bean bug!!
bean bug by whydoesitmatter June 14, 2017

Bean Lamp 

A very fuckin’ dumb person
Avoid people as dumb as this
Wow, that boy Ethan, he is most definitely a Bean Lamp
Bean Lamp by faggotdeluxe259 December 20, 2018