Noun- A frozen log of shit in a condom used to replace a ghetto woman's missing dildo. It reminds some of a nutty bar, hence it's name.
During that crazy ass party a couple days ago that bitch sharquania jacked my dildo so I had to make one a dem ghetto nutty bars.
by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015
Get the ghetto nutty bar mug.Men who ride Harley's or other cruising type bikes, who wear turtle shell style helmets because they are not driving fast enough to need a full helmet usually. And they ride on a bike that has had custom steering handles installed. The handle bars are usually raised an additional 10 to 12 inches, making the rider appear to be hanging from a monkey bar.
"How bout that turtle shell on a monkey bar, his tiny helmet had huge skulls painted on it and he was barely able to hang onto his monkey bar because it was almost too high..."
by BOSS*bitch June 11, 2015
Get the Turtle Shell On A Monkey Bar mug.The nickname of a girl who puts makeup over all her acne to hide it even though we all obviously see it, and it looks worse with the caked makeup on it.
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Dave. You've got a bit of shit on you.Been strimming the mars bar.
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