michael phelps

A celebrity who gets photographed token on a bong and then has a small town sheriff go after him!
"Paris Hilton totally got Michael Phelpsed after that DUI!"
by Cocky Sanchez February 04, 2009
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Michael Bolton

Transitive Verb; The act of leaving. To go someplace.
I'm Michael Bolton to the Kwik-E-Mart for a barley sandwich.
by Harry Weininger March 25, 2005
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Michael Douglas

Term used when a gentleman hasn't washed his genitals or "dirty dick", and attempts to put his genitals in his or her mouth trying to give throat cancer.
I'm seeing my side piece tonight after playing basketball. Bout to Michael Douglas that bitch since my balls are dirty.
by Mase79ers June 29, 2013
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michael shields

lad who was jailed for twatting a barman in turkey
michael shields got 15 years
hanging out with the turkish queers
5 years and no parole
shields is gunna have a soar arsehole
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Michael Fassbender

A sexy Irish-German actor. Most famous for his performances in movies such as Hunger, Jane Eyre, 300 and X-Men: First Class as well as TV series such as Band of Brothers.

He has a notable bromance with X Men co-star James Mcavoy. Fans refer to them as 'Fassavoy' and in interviews between the two they seem to spend the whole time flirting with each other.

Due to his wide smile that shows both rows of his teeth he is often referred to as a shark.
Fangirl 1: Have you seen X-Men: First Class yet, Michael Fassbender is gorgeous in it!

Fangirl 2: I know he is such a handsome shark! And him and James Mcavoy are so obviously in love!
by SwarleyStinson July 11, 2011
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Michael Phelps

Professional swimmer who completely dominated the 2004 and 2008 Beijing Olympics.
14-time Olympic gold medalist (the most by any Olympian!) and holds 7 world records in swimming.
Set a world record in 2008 for most medals won at a single Olympics.
Michael Phelps is awesome.
by runnforrestrunn August 17, 2008
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Michael Jordan

The only man who could beat god in a game of one-on-one.
Michael Jordan just hit a 20 foot fadeaway jumpshot with three defenders in his face for his 55th point.
by Sonicoed May 10, 2017
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