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Condom Foot

is what happens when you have a bunch of shitty friends who wrap contraceptives around your feet as you are blackout drunk. Caution- may cut off blood circulation in the foot area.
“K got shitfaced last night, and everyone gave him condom foot.”
by Cay7200 June 14, 2018
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hehe my foot

when your foot gets goofy and won't do your taxes
hehe my foot: hehe
you: do taxes
foot: no
by hehe.mp4 November 17, 2022
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Foot Fairy

A type of Fairy that hangs around your feet.

They may try to Tickle! your feet. And are very mischevious.
They tend to be common
" I spotted a Foot Fairy at my feet the other day!"
by A Charlotte November 10, 2020
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Foot coma

When you masturbate at least 16 times to feet (all genders).
I can't go to work because I'm in a foot coma.
by OnlyFeet May 24, 2025
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Foot fetish

by Alex has feet fetish September 3, 2021
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foot fungus

the last thing you’d want in your Burger King burger is foot fungus
Number 15: Burger king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
by minecraft_volume_beta September 4, 2023
mugGet the foot fungusmug.

Sex Foot

The cramp that you get in your foot in the middle of mind blowing sex. Sometimes it starts in the toes and goes down to the arch.
My boyfriend and I were having the best sex, but I had to stop him because of sex foot.
by VA_Guy August 17, 2024
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