Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.

“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”

by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023

under the stars (band)

the best christian rock/hardcore band in waycross ga

under the stars (band)

by guitarguy93 January 02, 2012

Expand dah bands

A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.

Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!

by Pastazone June 03, 2020

Bands

10 $100 bills, otherwise $1000 (x the desired amount)

MrBeast gave away an average of a few bands to individuals in his community.

by jimldoe May 10, 2023

Band

A place in middle and high school where cults are formed, friendships (and instruments) made and broken, and the source of the band director's greatest pride (but also their least favorite place in the world).

Band kid: hey, I'm going to the band room during lunch. Wanna join?
Non-band kid: sure

*enters band room*

Band room:
Non-band kid:
Non-band kid: *passes out*
Band kid: *shrugs and joins the percussionists sacrificing a clarinet*

by toastyum May 02, 2023

Band

Clear up confusion.
1 Rack = $1000 or a G
10 Racks = $10,000 or 1 Band

Go to a bank withdraw $10,000 and it will have a Band labeled $10,000

I told that broke muth@fuk@ to run me a Band and we'll call it even. This fool only had a rack. That won't cover the down payment.

by MegaMike73 May 18, 2021