Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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Child privilege

"Child privilege" is when a child or teenager uses their child privilege to get what they want. Also referd to as child request
Super effective
Mom can I please have $20 for a new sweater, pleeeeeeeease!? I'm your child.
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This child privilege method works because it's your fault there here , and losing $20 isn't that bad. Atleast there not asking for $50 right?
by The_moondover April 08, 2022
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Child Predetor

1.a catholic priest

2.a minor that rapes people

3.some middle aged person (typically a man) that wants sex from minors
a white van with a catholic priest drives in front of 2 minors

catholic priest: Hey kids if you come in this nice van i will help you get your sins forgiven (for a price) and give you candy and alcohol

minor 1: No thanks

minor 2: Ya we are good, our parents tell use to beware of catholic priests because they could be a child predetor
by I like cat September 21, 2023
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Child Murder

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by Hym Iam June 11, 2025
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Your child

You are not doing it for your child.
Hym "It was happening before your child got involved. You were doing this to me before that. And OTHER PEOPLE'S KIDS ARE DEAD because you aren't doing this for you kids. You think you are better than me. You are trying to impose that on me... BUT ONLY IF... Everyone around you pretends that I'm not creator of AI or that AI is trivial or if everyone pretends that you're not a retard. And as soon as I get my money for doing just that you turn into pillars of sand."

A retard "I'm just defending my child! I'm defending kids!"

Hym "You're not. You weren't defending your kids while I was standing I line behind them with a knife in my pocket. This is you doing something to me because (explicitly) you think you are better than someone you are not better than. You are shit. Your kids are shit. Shit like this is the reason I'm not looking for missing kids right now. And GUESS WHO ELSE is not doing that. So, how does doing this do more to protect kids than actually looking for kids that are actively missing and how does obstructing my ability to do anything other than remedial labor and/or child murder do anything to keep me from murdering kids? It doesn't."

A retard "Well I'm to incompetent for that but I want to feel superior to you and I'm doing this."
by Hym Iam February 18, 2025
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heart child

A heart child is a term for the younger siblings (don't call yourself a heart child if you're older than one of your siblings.) Who's parents usually spend more time on the older ones who are considered special/smart. They think of leaving their family but they also think it'll hurt them too much(emotionally/mentally). So they hesitate to leave.
They try to one up their older sibling too, in which they usually fail to do so.
A reason why they might hesitate to leave is because of a person in their family they care deeply about and may or may not be their sibling.
*mother and heart child fighting*

Heart child: you're always cooped up with (insert sibling name).

Mom: no I am not!

Heart child: you forgot to pick me up from school like how many times, you also forgot my birthday, and you never attended to anything that I did that was special to me.

Mom: quit being dramatic and go to your room!
*Later on*

Heart child: I want to leave this family, but won't it hurt them?..
by Azzytalk March 17, 2023
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