earthen shorts

After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.

Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.

by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021

short back and shite

slang term for the haircut "short back and sides"

the fuck did you get at the barber's mate? a short back and shite?

by europeanmale47 May 22, 2024

Girl shorts

Girl shorts are for girls that attract men who have ass Fetish and are most likely to use their dumb fucking pick up lines that aren’t even good. Girl shorts show the ass of girls and sometimes the butt crack that everyone would be surprised of and she will be unaware that it’s even there.

Nene: hey girl you a refrigerator? Cause I wanna eat you up and open whatever’s inside of you
Jane: is it because of my girl shorts?

by Hot povket March 25, 2022

Throw a short person day

On November 9th, you can throw a short person.

Hey, it’s throw a short person day! C‘Mere!

by Uhhhh_idk- November 9, 2023

YouTube Shorts

What all the kids who aren't allowed to use TikTok use (typically under the age of 13) .

Kid 1: YouTube Shorts or TikTok?
Kid 2: YouTube Shorts definitely.
Kid 1: Agreed.

by the real jq April 28, 2024

short me out

O.G. prison phrase that means "Don't throw down that cigarette when you are done, give it to me so I can get that last drag, or two".

Meghan; "Kylie don't drop that butt, short me out."

by rnnrdad October 13, 2023

short pound

When 12oz is referred to as a "pound" instead of the proper 16oz.

~ Can you pick me up a pound of coffee?
- Nope, all the bags are only 12oz.

~ I guess a short pound will have to do :(

by MrOwl98168 February 8, 2019