Church weed

Weed that doesn’t suck, but doesn’t get you wrecked either. Something you can toke, and then go out in public and not freak out.

A: Are you feeling alright? You’ve been on the same phone screen for like 10 minutes.
B: I’m straight. I’m on that church weed bro.

by Planet12 May 25, 2025

weed

the good stuff

oogh weed

by oops dont vote March 12, 2019

Weed

A man named Andre

Yooo is that weed?

by True Man the third December 10, 2022

Weeding

A death in the family

I attended my aunts weeding today

by Antbytheway July 14, 2022

Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

Steph's weed.

Steph's weed is really good marijuana that you have received from a friend, of which you do not know the strain.

Guy: "Yooooo this is really good weed, what strain is it?"
Me: "It's Steph's weed."
Guy: "What strain though?"
Me: "I don't know, it's Steph's weed."

by TheStoners Son August 1, 2018

weed tea bag

when a man lathers his ball sack in Cannabis oil or other Cannabis infused edible substance and their partner licks or sucks it off.

The neighbour gave me a weed tea bag and it didn't work.

by Sduvvy August 8, 2023