Water Hobo

A hobo who lives in a tent on the beach, and is dragged away into the ocean and stranded with nothing but seaweed and salt to eat.

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I'm gonna camp on the beach and become a water hobo!"

by A person wearing pink pants! March 31, 2009

Picard water

Earl Grey tea, served hot.

Refers to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard's beverage of choice in Star Trek: The Next Generation

'There's nothing like settling in on a cold evening to enjoy a hot cup of Picard water.'

by Plasmatron-7 January 8, 2012

Dick water

semen, sperm, cum, jizz, man juice, spunk, seed, the white stuff...

Hannah: did you give that guy head?

Kelly: yeah but he totally got his dick water in my eye!

by dirtysouth September 29, 2012

plastic water

the disgusting taste of cheap bottled water left in a hot car for 2 months.

eeeww! plastic water!!

by straightblade October 16, 2005

water balloon

When you are fucking a woman,instead of cuming in the condom piss in the condom and leave her with a "water balloon".

I water ballooned this girl the other day...and done a fucking legger after that!!!

by mmmossy November 3, 2007

enhanced water

Something stupid Leo came up with.

"Enhanced water doesn't really exist."

by Jago June 13, 2004

water bondage

(VerB!!!!) - The act of tieing someone to a rail, spraying them with a fire hose and making them either nut all over the place, or fill their vagina so full of water that it comes out through their nipples and ears. Since the water is so forceful, the male actually cums on himself.

"I sprayed jesus with a hose for water bondage pleasure and he cummed in his own face. Take that religious anal-sex man1!!!1one"

by T.J. March 14, 2005